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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA, and you are a FOURTH YEAR student at HOGWARTS. This is pretty exciting, given that you are SORT OF OBSESSED WITH SCIENCE.</description><title>sexy slytherin</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @caligulasslytherin)</generator><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>amberandgreenareashittycombo:

actually yeah I can see where okay dumb pun aside no I understand I...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amberandgreenareashittycombo.tumblr.com/post/22279522594/caligulasslytherin"&gt;amberandgreenareashittycombo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;actually yeah I can see where &lt;br/&gt;okay dumb pun aside no I understand I had a hard time with that one too&lt;br/&gt;like&lt;br/&gt;do you need help at all or… &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;helps not necessary&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im just gettin fuckin FRUSTRATED ovver dealin wwith it&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i might end up just quittin for noww an comin back to it later&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22280819412</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22280819412</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 18:42:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>amberandgreenareashittycombo:

seriously five times woooooooooooooooowhehno just kidding I mean you...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amberandgreenareashittycombo.tumblr.com/post/22276764399/caligulasslytherin-wwhat-if-i-nevver-had-to"&gt;amberandgreenareashittycombo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;seriously five times woooooooooooooooow&lt;br/&gt;heh&lt;br/&gt;no just kidding I mean you could say the same to me and transfig&lt;br/&gt;what potion are you having trouble with &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;herbicide&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i just cant fuckin seem to get the hang a makin it&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22277257305</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22277257305</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 17:52:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wwhat if i nevver had to deal wwith potions again
im pretty fuckin sure this is the fifth time ivve...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;wwhat if i nevver had to deal wwith potions again&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im pretty fuckin sure this is the fifth time ivve fuckin messed up this single fuckin one&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22276532762</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22276532762</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2012 17:42:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>wrockitout:

“CEDRIC” BY THE MOANING MYRTLES
</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_22209433420" src="http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22209433420/audio_player_iframe/caligulasslytherin/tumblr_m382owHhCd1ruomfb?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcaligulasslytherin%2F22209433420%2Ftumblr_m382owHhCd1ruomfb" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wrockitout.tumblr.com/post/22026729853/cedric-by-the-moaning-myrtles-day-9-i-love"&gt;wrockitout&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“CEDRIC” BY THE MOANING MYRTLES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22209433420</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22209433420</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 16:08:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m39pjlmnCb1qcabiho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22188643515</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22188643515</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 08:04:19 -0400</pubDate><category>SLYTHERIN PRIDE</category></item><item><title>petite-chevre:



</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://petite-chevre.tumblr.com/post/21119348129"&gt;petite-chevre&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hzcirp2x1r44u8e.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hzf6TBPp1r44u8e.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22184668041</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22184668041</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 05:17:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>flaxenshard:

“No I mean…” You take a second to collect your thoughts. “Most trolls get shipped off...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaxenshard.tumblr.com/post/22140233601/caligulasslytherin-you-say-its-got-nothin-to"&gt;flaxenshard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“No I mean…” You take a second to collect your thoughts. “Most trolls get shipped off to Slytherin or Ravenclaw. We’ve been raised in a culture that tries to breed those kind of traits. Normal trolls are selfish and hard and clever and use others for the gain of themselves, their quadrants, and anyone who’s still useful to them. Friend is the same word as enemy in Alternian, or has our society already been so integrated with the Humans’ that we’ve forgotten that much.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You pause to see if he’s understanding. “The fact of it is, Hufflepuff and Gryffindor trolls are just not very common. And look at those of us who are put there - me, Psii, Pimpnaya - we’re not good for our species. We’re too easily taken advantage of. Too easily used and fooled. Played. Most trolls go to Slytherin, that’s a fact, and it says something about the state of our species.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;An&amp;#8217; wwhat, you think you can fuckin&amp;#8217; change any a&amp;#8217; that by bargin&amp;#8217; in on Strider&amp;#8217;s problems? By fuckin&amp;#8217; FORCIN&amp;#8217; him to open up? I KNOWW our species mostly fuckin&amp;#8217; Slytherin or Ravvenclaww, I&amp;#8217;m not stupid, but you&amp;#8217;re not goin&amp;#8217; to change the core a&amp;#8217; someone&amp;#8217;s bein&amp;#8217; by forcin&amp;#8217; yourself into their life. If you&amp;#8217;re tryin&amp;#8217; to showw a troll the fuckin&amp;#8217; Hufflepuff wway or wwhatevver then you&amp;#8217;vve got to just fuckin&amp;#8217; BE there an wwait for them to trust you enough to fuckin talk.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You&amp;#8217;re talking with your hands again, flailing them about between the two of you as you speak. &amp;#8220;An&amp;#8217; not all a&amp;#8217; trolls are like that.&amp;#8221; You say, lowering your voice once more. &amp;#8220;I only got put in Slytherin cause I borrowwed one a&amp;#8217; my old friend&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8216;lucky dice&amp;#8217; on that evvenin an then told the sortin&amp;#8217; hat I wwanted to be here. Wwho fuckin&amp;#8217; knowws wwhat I&amp;#8217;d be in, otherwwise.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22154312661</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22154312661</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:38:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>speaking-in-forked-tongues:

I would do anything for my friends,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m21kt4Sev31rnxb9do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://speaking-in-forked-tongues.tumblr.com/post/20574015512/i-would-do-anything-for-my-friends-which-is-how-i"&gt;speaking-in-forked-tongues&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I would do anything for my friends, which is how I think everyone in the world feels, which makes me finally understand war. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Community - 3x14 - Pillows and Blankets (Part 2) &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt; *Base by blogoferised &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22139726849</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22139726849</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:19:00 -0400</pubDate><category>SLYTHERIN PRIDE</category></item><item><title>My interpretation of Houses</title><description>Hufflepuffs: Kill them with kindness&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Ravenclaws: Kill them with knowledge&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Gryffindors: Kill them with courage&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Slytherins: Ehh, whatever works</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22139463498</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22139463498</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:15:37 -0400</pubDate><category>rox is bein a quality blog this evvenin</category><category>or more quality than usual reely</category><category>SLYTHERIN PRIDE</category></item><item><title>Hufflepuffs: Hugs, not drugs&#13;</title><description>Hufflepuffs: Hugs, not drugs&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Ravenclaws: Knowledge is my drug&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Gryffindors: I can make plenty of insane decisions without drugs&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Slytherins: I AM DRUGS</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22138973696</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22138973696</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:08:22 -0400</pubDate><category>i think this fits wwin more than it fits slytherins in general</category><category>but wwhatevver</category><category>SLYTHERIN PRIDE</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m394i57dsw1rpqiiko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22138879975</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22138879975</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:07:00 -0400</pubDate><category>SLYTHERIN PRIDE</category></item><item><title>rude
twwilight wwas a fuckin glorious story
i mean yeah they got...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35i44MRhJ1rnxb9do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;rude&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;twwilight wwas a fuckin glorious story&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i mean yeah they got wwerewwolvves an rainboww drinkers all wwrong&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but twwilight itself is a fuckin GREAT lovve story&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22137481299</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22137481299</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:45:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>flaxenshard:
Sighing, you look back up at him. &amp;#8220;No you&amp;#8217;re right, I know you&amp;#8217;re...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaxenshard.tumblr.com/post/22134423006/sexy-slytherin-flaxenshard-for-a-moment-you-look-like"&gt;flaxenshard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Sighing, you look back up at him. &amp;#8220;No you&amp;#8217;re right, I know you&amp;#8217;re right. It has nothing to do with houses or anything - in just weird.&amp;#8221;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;You say it&amp;#8217;s got nothin&amp;#8217; to do wwith houses, but if wwe wwere all about fuckin&amp;#8217; friendship an&amp;#8217; bein&amp;#8217; nice to each other, then Strider an&amp;#8217; I wwouldn&amp;#8217;t havve landed in Slytherin.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22135508958</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22135508958</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:12:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a7filBaH1r7dopwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a7filBaH1r7dopwo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a7filBaH1r7dopwo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3a7filBaH1r7dopwo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22133594522</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22133594522</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 14:36:00 -0400</pubDate><category>((SHERLOCK?? IN *MY* HARRY POTTER??))</category><category>((YES PLEASE))</category><category>SLYTHERIN PRIDE</category></item><item><title>flaxenshard:

For a moment you look like you’re going to scream something at him, but your lips...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaxenshard.tumblr.com/post/22112258327/caligulasslytherin-then-you-can-fuckin"&gt;flaxenshard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For a moment you look like you’re going to scream something at him, but your lips tighten and you look away, shoulders hunched. You know he’s right.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You continue stare at him, just watching as he looks away. &amp;#8220;I didn&amp;#8217;t mean to fuckin&amp;#8217; lecture you, Kar, cause I knoww you mean wwell.&amp;#8221; Your gaze softens, and you feel like you should be offering your hand for him to hold just to make sure you&amp;#8217;re on good terms. &amp;#8220;But right noww you&amp;#8217;re dealin&amp;#8217; wwith a Slytherin, an&amp;#8217; most a&amp;#8217; us are fuckin&amp;#8217; stubborn an&amp;#8217; independent. None a&amp;#8217; that fuckin&amp;#8217; &amp;#8216;family&amp;#8217; shit that I assume probably happen around your house.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22128973849</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22128973849</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:58:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35syfWG0h1rnxb9do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22118584827</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22118584827</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 08:05:00 -0400</pubDate><category>SLYTHERIN PRIDE</category></item><item><title>flaxenshard:

“Just because someone needs help doesn’t mean they’ll ask for it!” You look up at him,...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaxenshard.tumblr.com/post/22110677248/caligulasslytherin-an-unless-theyre-youre"&gt;flaxenshard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Just because someone needs help doesn’t mean they’ll ask for it!” You look up at him, face set. This is a topic you know all too well. “Sometimes a troll’s pride is all they have left and they won’t ask for help even if it’s obvious they need it!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;Then you can fuckin&amp;#8217; SUGGEST they get help, you can offer them alternativves to wwhat they&amp;#8217;re doin&amp;#8217;. You can&amp;#8217;t force on another troll wwhat they don&amp;#8217;t wwant wwithout there bein sevvere fuckin&amp;#8217; consequences.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22111544427</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22111544427</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:50:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>flaxenshard:

“But sometimes they won’t…”

&amp;#8220;An&amp;#8217; unless they&amp;#8217;re you&amp;#8217;re...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaxenshard.tumblr.com/post/22110363843/caligulasslytherin-a-sigh-sometimes-its-just"&gt;flaxenshard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“But sometimes they won’t…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;An&amp;#8217; unless they&amp;#8217;re you&amp;#8217;re moirail, you should fuckin&amp;#8217; wwhatevver they don&amp;#8217;t wwant to talk about alone.&amp;#8221; You stand up, turning to look down at Karkat. &amp;#8220;Isn&amp;#8217;t a troll&amp;#8217;s privvacy more important than fuckin&amp;#8217; findin&amp;#8217; out wwhat happened? Isn&amp;#8217;t it enough to fuckin&amp;#8217; trust that if they need help they&amp;#8217;ll fuckin&amp;#8217; &lt;em&gt;ask&lt;/em&gt; for it, instead a&amp;#8217; you forcin&amp;#8217; it on them?&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22110529596</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22110529596</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:16:38 -0400</pubDate><category>caligulasslytherin</category></item><item><title>flaxenshard:

You turn to face him too. “I’m sorry that when I see someone injured I want to know...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaxenshard.tumblr.com/post/22109903286/caligulasslytherin-turn-to-face-him-fully-with"&gt;flaxenshard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You turn to face him too. “I’m sorry that when I see someone injured I want to know what happened,” you snap.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A sigh. &amp;#8220;Sometimes it&amp;#8217;s just better not to fuckin&amp;#8217; ask. Sometimes, all a troll wwants is someone to just fuckin&amp;#8217; comfort them instead a&amp;#8217; someone askin&amp;#8217; wwhat shit they&amp;#8217;vve landed themselvves into this time.&amp;#8221; You give him a forlorn look. &amp;#8220;An&amp;#8217; if someone&amp;#8217;s injured an&amp;#8217; they trust you enough, obvviously they&amp;#8217;ll tell you a&amp;#8217; their owwn accord, instead a&amp;#8217; you havvin&amp;#8217; to force it out a&amp;#8217; them.&amp;#8221;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22110282237</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22110282237</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:09:02 -0400</pubDate><category>caligulasslytherin</category></item><item><title>flaxenshard:

(but i thought you liked space)

((shhhhhhhhhhh))</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaxenshard.tumblr.com/post/22109688052/caligulasslytherin"&gt;flaxenshard&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(but i thought you liked space)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;((shhhhhhhhhhh))&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22109813744</link><guid>http://caligulasslytherin.tumblr.com/post/22109813744</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 01:55:12 -0400</pubDate><category>OOC</category></item></channel></rss>
